Monday Musings…

Little M has been cracking us up with her new language skills! She is funny…and she knows it.

Here are just a few things heard around our house lately:

Little M: Can I open the door?
The husband: You can’t reach, you are in the stroller.
Little M: Oh dear, why am I still in this stroller chair?

We were driving to dinner, and little M was playing in the backseat with the grandma. When she stopped laughing for a second she said “This is just like a game! We are playing so many games, huh grandma!”

The husband: We have to stop and put gas in the car.
Little M: Why does the car need gas?
The husband: The car needs gas to run, just like we need food.
Little M: Yes. I need chicken, and chocolate milk, and ranch dip to run.

Little M(very seriously): Mommy, my scissors are GONE.
Me: what happened to them?
Little M: they are in the TRASH! I ackidently throw them away!
Me: It’s ok, I can get them out.
Little M: Oh mommy, will you use your LOOONG arm to get them?!
(She cracks me up! Sometimes it is so hard to keep a straight face!)

Little M: I am so hot!
The husband: Me too! It is very sunny out!
Little M: Ugh, I need shade! I am so hot on my black hair head!

Me: I have to go to the store.
Little M: I would like to stay home with grandma!
Me: Ok, as long as that is fine with grandma.
Little M: Ok! I know it is! Imma gonna get my tutu dress…I will love that!

Little M (in the car after a boat ride): grandma, boobies are fun!
The grandma: What?!
Little M: boobies! They are so funny!
The grandma: Umm, I don’t know if boobies are funny.
Little M: They are! They float on the water! Boobies are so funny!
The grandma: Ohhh. Yes, BUOYS are funny!