Heard…

Why are you naked? ~ me
Because I took my clothes off. ~ little M. yes, clearly…

Mommy, if you torture me, then I will torture daddy when he comes home… so make a good choice, ok?! ~ little M, when I was tickling her.

I love pirates! ~ baby J

I’m not going to sword anyone, don’t worry. ~ baby J, playing with his toy sword

Hello? Where are you, big peoples?? ~ baby J, looking for the husband and I.

I can’t like this. ~ baby J. About everything.

Big peoples! I want a hug! ~ baby J

Be careful, there’s a little boy behind you. ~ a random girl at the park that little M was playing with
I know. That’s my brother, he’s always following me. ~ little M
Oh. I’m going to have a brother, too. Do you like it? ~ random girl
Not really. Just sometimes. ~ little M. Ahh, honesty…

Hello, mommy queen! ~ little M
Hello little princess… ~ me
Umm, can you call me princess M, because that is my proper title. ~ little M. Ha.

I’m just feeling sad, and I’m having a hard day! ~ little M, crying.
Can you tell me what is making you sad? ~ me
I just want my baby sister home… I don’t like being patient, I’m not a good waiter, and I want her home now! ~ little M. me too, baby girl. Me too.

Mommy, will you paint my nails tomorrow? ~ little M
Sure, baby girl. ~ me
And will you use some special cotton, and some special juice to take the old polish off? ~ little M.

Can I measure your ricks? ~ little M
My what? ~ me
Your ricks. To see if this bracelet will fit. ~ little M. Ahh, yes, my ricks.

Oh no, J, you were so loud you broke the spell! ~ little M
The spell? Loud? Was it a big spell? ~baby J
It was a very nice spell, but now it is broken. Please try to be quieter. ~ little M
Ok, jiejie. You make a new spell? ~ baby J
I’ll try…all I can do is try. ~ little M. I don’t even know what this conversation was about…

This day is going to be perfect! ~ little M, after I gave her some m&ms.

Should we call daddy “daddy king” or “king daddy”? What is the proper way? ~ little M

We are listening to mommy’s music? ~ baby J
Yes, we are listening to the radio. ~ me
Oh! I LOVE mommy music! ~ baby J

What are you doing? ~me
I just looking at you. ~ baby J, looking at me with wide, crazy eyes.

I have so many thoughts in my head right now! ~ little M