Mommy, did you know that Jaguars are very good swimmers? Not like other cats, right? ~ little M

Chinchillas are not good swimmers, but they have fluffy fur to keep them warm! ~little M

Right now I’m a fairy…and my fairy wings are wet, so I can’t fly. Isn’t that sad? ~little M

Right now I’m pretending to be a pterodactyl, but my pterodactyl name is M, though, so you can still call me that. ~ little M

Mommy, please be careful! My wings are very delicate! ~ little M

Can we talk?
Um, no, not you, mommy. I was talking to baby J. ~ little M. Okay then.

Hmmm…maybe J would be happier in China ~ little M

Oh my goodness. He is trouble! ~ little M

Mommy, he’s looking at me. ~ little M, after 4pm, when things happen.

Mommy, he’s breathing on me. ..~ little M. Ugh.

Mommy, he’s touching my ha-and. ~ little M. Seriously. After four is not my friend.

No touchy! ~ baby J, after four.

Mommy, can you move your bottom a little? I think you are squishing my kitty’s cheeks! ~ little M, and I was not aware at all that I was sitting on her kitty.

Well, that looks amazing! ~little M, admiring a picture she had just colored.

Mommy? Do you need rescuing? ~ little M, when she heard baby J tickling me.

Now that I am a Kindergartner, can I drive the car? ~ little M.

I think I am almost a grownup today, because it is my last day of pre-k! ~little M

Mommy, look at that! It’s like our car had a little baby! ~ little M. Our SUV is in the shop for repairs, and our rental car is a tiny little economy.

Mommy, I am going to help daddy to take out the trash, but don’t worry. J will be here. He can be a friend for you for right now! ~ little M

Umm, daddy. What shape is that? ~ little M, watching the husband make pizza dough.
What do you mean? It’s a circle! ~the husband
Well I don’t think so! I don’t even think that’s an oval! ~ little M

Xie Xie! Xie Xie! (Shay shay…thank you in Chinese) ~baby J, every day when I sweep the floor, he follows along behind me, and thanks me. Weirdo.


  1. Tami and Bobby Sisemore Family on June 14, 2013 at 3:37 pm

    Your children are beautiful 🙂

  2. Renate on June 14, 2013 at 5:28 pm

    Oh my goodness they say the cutest things.

  3. Renate on June 14, 2013 at 5:28 pm

    Oh my goodness they say the cutest things.

  4. dawn on June 14, 2013 at 7:18 pm

    I can only laugh…your life is hysterical. You should forget writing a blog and just go straight for a book.

  5. Paula on June 15, 2013 at 1:40 am

    I think they're all precious but figuring she can drive now that she's a kindergartener is simply the best! I laughed out loud!

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